i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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