Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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