Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This house was built for laser tag.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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