hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
they're like a gay fantastic four
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
