everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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