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After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
