He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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