I am puke
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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