Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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