Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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