i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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