i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
