went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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