I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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