"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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