I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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