My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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