By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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