VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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