would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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