there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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