i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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