I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So vagazzling was a success
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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