Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
God I need to hump something, right now.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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