woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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