Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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