so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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