so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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