Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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