lets start a swedish sibling band together
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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