Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
