I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
