we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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