so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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