you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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