So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
