you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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