Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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