jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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