She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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