Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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