Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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