I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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