ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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