I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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