North Korea, Best Korea!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
