we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
