So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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