Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
