Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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